Do you scuba dive with a bunch of shady characters? Do you feel uncomfortable leaving cash or other important documents on the boat when you get wet? If so, maybe the Aqua Roo is for you. Fashioned from abrasion-resistant ripstop double-coated nylon, the Aqua Roo is a fully submersible waistbelt that guarantees watertight protection for all your important pocket-sized valuables.

Featuring a double ziplock/double fold closure system and welded seam construction, the adjustable waistbelt has a quick release buckle, so you can ditch your fake IDs if the cops come a-knocking. Available in gray, black, blue, or yellow, the Aqua Roo only costs about $20, which means you'll you'll actually have something left over to stuff inside.